Saturday, October 6, 2012

The Premaritals

The Premaritals
 
 
If premarital sex is good for one's health, then the Millenials are going to live forever. In fact, they may be freakin' immortal.
Aaliyah-Haughton
Not everyone is cut out to cut up (that even a thing?) before saying "I do". Years of Catholic guilt suck the fun out of everything even if nothing else is getting... fun. Your parents demonize sex to the point that you either think of nothing but or you take showers in a bathing suit.
Sex is fun, sex is great, sex is darn good exercise, but perhaps having it as often as you can cheapens it?
Hell no, says every person you've ever met. Almost every person, anyway. Seems this generation is making up for lost time. All those years being a child for nothing! I guess they figure that after they get married sex gets lame. Which is funny because after marriage is the only time you can screw as much as you'd like and not get judged.
Then again, you only have one partner. So is the allure of premarital sex due to the idea that you can have someone new or close to new every time? Is it the idea that even if you're in a long term relationship you can bail the f*** out and find someone new at any time? Maybe you're just getting back at your parents for forcing all that abstinence on you during your formative years and long after?
Maybe, just don't think about them during. Gross.