." I know you think you're being a good friend, but I'm happy with my choice. Unless you're seriously concerned, I don't really need my friends judging who I choose to date. K, thx. 
2. "I would have never pictured you two dating
." What does that even mean?
." What does that even mean?
3. "Isn't it annoying that you can't wear heels to prom, because you're so much taller?" What's wrong with being taller than your date? Anyway, why would I pass up an opportunity to wear my favorite shoes?
4. "Ew, I hate when couples make out in the halls. Don't ever do that." I hate gross PDA too, but it's still kind of annoying when your friends tell you what kind of couple you should or shouldn't be.
5. "You were more fun when you were single." Ouch. I'm trying to balance girl time and bae time the best I can. But just because sometimes I would rather hang out with my s.o. than go to a party doesn't make me lame. 6. "I miss when we were both single." I know things have changed, but if the roles were reversed, I'd be happy for you. I'm still here for you, but I'll plan some girls' nights for just us to hang out too.
7. "Have you done XYZ yet?
" Um, that's no one else's business. I'll confide in you if and when I'm ready.
" Um, that's no one else's business. I'll confide in you if and when I'm ready.
8. "You're seriously dating... AGAIN?" Oh, sorry, I forgot — as exhausted as I am from my on-and-off relationship, you're the one who's suffering from the emotional whiplash. I'll figure things out eventually. Just give me time.
9. "You're just going to break up. What's the point?" True, most people don't end up marrying their high school sweethearts, but we're happy right now, so please don't try to spoil it. Plus, don't hate on teen love — Beyoncé met Jay Z when she was just 18 and they've been together ever since. <3
10. "Why aren't you Facebook official yet?" First of all, why do you care what my relationship status says on Facebook? Maybe I'm not ready, or maybe I kind of really do want to be FBO, and it's a sore subject. Either way, it's none of your business.
11. "Does it bother you that he still talks to his ex?
" No, it shows he's clearly mature enough to end a relationship on good terms.
" No, it shows he's clearly mature enough to end a relationship on good terms.
12. "S/he's so annoying." I really want you guys to get along, so could you please at least try to be friendly?
13."Don't ever break up!!" Sure, every girl wants to know that other people think her relationship is the cutest thing since Grumpy Cat, but when I hear this over and over, it can feel like a ton of pressure to maintain the image of having the perfect relationship.
14. "When's the wedding?
" LOL, can you chill? This is high school.
" LOL, can you chill? This is high school. 
